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TC
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Last night, while in a Spike-induced creative frenzy, I came up with this idea.

Only time will tell whether it's lame or not.

Here's the deal:

I want to collect a whole bunch of pics of T-men and women, only I want them to be shots of your face--not your body.

The pic has to be of you doing a 1RM, or the last rep of a 3RM. In other words, I want butt-ugly, scary, grimacing head shots of T-Nation members busting a nut (or ovary, as the case may be).

And please don't try to fake it. Besides, there's no way you can fake blood vessels popping out of your forehead!

If we get enough of these pics, we might make a collage out of them, or even a poster.

AND, as an incentive, I'll give the man or woman with the most ugly, scary, or interesting pic a Biotest supplement prize package worth $100.

So, gimme some ugly pics!

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jsbrook
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Join date: Mar 2005
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Hmm-I might just have to bring my camera to the gym next workout in that case.

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SkyzykS
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Join date: Apr 2004
Location: Pennsylvania, USA
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I'll have one for you tomorrow, but I warn you- it's hard for me to get any uglier.

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Nate Dogg
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Join date: Oct 2002
Location: Florida, USA
Posts: 6966

I've had girlfriends laugh at me when they see me work out because of the faces I make. I'm already ugly, so just imagine how terrible my workout face looks! I'll have to get some pics.

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Fahd
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I wanna see some Vixens with ugly faces doing deadlifts!

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SWR
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Join date: May 2005
Location: New York, USA
Posts: 5230

Please tell me that we can post more than one pic.

I can post one right now from about 3 1/2 years ago doing a max deadlift, but I'm sure I'll be able to get a better one sometime soon at the gym. I wouldn't want to waste my one shot with an older pic, but then again that pic might be better.

Any limit to the amount of pics per person?

Also, will we have a good amount of time to submit one?

It may not be the best time in our routine to try for a 1-3RM for a certain exercise, but given a week or so we might be able to get a good one.

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Proteinpowda
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Join date: Feb 2004
Location: Arizona, USA
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Shit you should see my face when I'm sprinting after Foopa.....
Half the time I'm drunk when this happens so I'm 1) Drunk 2) Cursing the dog out 3) Gasping for air

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SWR
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Proteinpowda wrote:
Shit you should see my face when I'm sprinting after Foopa.....
Half the time I'm drunk when this happens so I'm 1) Drunk 2) Cursing the dog out 3) Gasping for air


I'd like to see Foopa's face. I bet he's scared shittless running from you.

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daven
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Join date: Sep 2004
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Proteinpowda wrote:
Shit you should see my face when I'm sprinting after Foopa.....
Half the time I'm drunk when this happens so I'm 1) Drunk 2) Cursing the dog out 3) Gasping for air


*obligatory rip on PP and Foopa*
Sorry Powda, I could not help it.

Thankfully, my max bench day comes up in a couple of days. Here's to being ugly!

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Prod
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This is goin to be an awesome thread, I can't wait to see some of the posts!

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carter12
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Come on now, I can post a regular face pic and have all of you beat! You guys are in serious trouble. Awesome idea TC.

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AbunaiE
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Join date: Apr 2005
Location: California, USA
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You are a sick, sick man...

*doesnt want anyone to see her bustin` an ovary doing deads

e

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gojira
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How about you lead the way, TC. Come on....you've got to have a couple of shots of you "grinning like a mule eatin' briars".

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gojira
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SWR-1222D wrote:
I'd like to see Foopa's face. I bet he's scared shittless running from you.


A very important point to remember is Foopa is a 'she'.

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MikeTheBear
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This is one of those contests where you can't help but ask yourself, "Do I really want to win?"

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Fahd
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AbunaiE wrote:
You are a sick, sick man...

*doesnt want anyone to see her bustin` an ovary doing deads

e



Chicks doing deadlifts, there is something REALLY hot about that. ;)

Em....

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TC
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gojira wrote:
How about you lead the way, TC. Come on....you've got to have a couple of shots of you "grinning like a mule eatin' briars".


Oh I'll be posting one, but I don't have any pictures right now. Hell, this is something you gotta' train for. Can't just go out and make an ugly face cold.

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SWR
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Also, a note to the person taking the picture: Make the person wait a little while holding the weight after they're ready.

You'll get a straining, pissed off picture.

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gojira
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Atomic Dog wrote:
Oh I'll be posting one, but I don't have any pictures right now. Hell, this is something you gotta' train for. Can't just go out and make an ugly face cold.



Exxxcellent!

But how are we gonna know the difference between a grimace made while training or a grimace made while....well...you know?

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Removed
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gojira wrote:
Atomic Dog wrote:
Oh I'll be posting one, but I don't have any pictures right now. Hell, this is something you gotta' train for. Can't just go out and make an ugly face cold.



Exxxcellent!

But how are we gonna know the difference between a grimace made while training or a grimace made while....well...you know?


If I looked like this while I...you know...I don't think I would have gotten a whole lotta...you know.

During a 210 kg deadlift,btw.





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Kuz
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Atomic Dog wrote:
Hell, this is something you gotta' train for. Can't just go out and make an ugly face cold.



Especially when you're as pretty as me.

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gold's
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We're essentially looking for the prettiest ugly face. (smiling)

This will be a different kind of fun, you think? LOL!

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Vegita
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I declare myself the winner! Here is me doing max effort cheek extensions.

V

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BigRagoo
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Vegita wrote:
I declare myself the winner! Here is me doing max effort cheek extensions.

V


Shit this guy's mug again?

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Krollmonster
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BIGRAGOO wrote:
Vegita wrote:
I declare myself the winner! Here is me doing max effort cheek extensions.

V

Shit this guy's mug again?



hahahahaa

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