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Beyonce.... Phat or Just a Fat Ass
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emdawgz1
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Join date: Jul 2006
Location: Pennsylvania, USA
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I'm flipping channels and i come across Beyonce's new video "Put a ring on it" I'm no fan of her's. i think she's mind numbingly DUMB. But i hear people raving about her. So as i'm watching her jump around in a leotard and high heels, one thing keeps coming to my mind.... Yuck she's a fat ass. Not in a good way. Her ass is jigglin and what not.

I think she nees to lose about 10.

Am i alone???

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rrjc5488
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I've never really been a big fan of Beyonce, but over the past year or so, it has begun to change.

I thought she looked good in the video.

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shoo
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She's not a fatass, but losing five or so pounds of fat and getting a pair of tits would definately make her a lot hotter.

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analog_kid
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Join date: Oct 2004
Location: Wisconsin, USA
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She got fat for a movie or something.

I never really thought she was hot to begin with.

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sluicy
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Location: Kentucky, USA
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Man you guys have some high standards.

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michael2507
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Location: Austria
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Fatass is a bit harsh, but not my idea of perfect. I prefer a leaner and more athletic build, like the ones in the figure athlete pictures.

Not much more to say than it's a matter of taste.

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kneedragger79
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sluicy wrote:
Man you guys have some high standards.


I concur completely. She might not be perfect for every guy, but jesus. Quit talking shit about the women of the world and grow a pair.

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buckeye girl
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She looks pretty damn skinny to me. There is a difference between needing to lose a few pounds and needing to have a little more muscle and a little less fat.

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GVkid
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Location: Michigan, USA
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Only way I could watch the video to see is to mute it..... but yea I don't think she's hot at all but I agree with michael2507 on liking the more athletic build like the figure athletes...... now if I could only meet a girl like that from my neck of the woods

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Beowolf
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...Er... I think she's crazy-hot and think you're all insane.

/me hides from bandwagon wrath!

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imhungry
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Location: Pennsylvania, USA
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There's not a damn thing wrong with her body. I'm not really a fan, either.

The tune demanded that I shake my ass around my apartment though....

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LiveFromThe781
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i dont see anything wrong with her.

shes pretty hot.

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AngryVader
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I think Beyonce is sexy, but I do think she needs to tighten it up a little. Reminds me of that scene from Knocked Up.

Jack: ...there's gonna be some things that you are going to be able to get, that other people in the office don't get... one of them: Gym membership.
Alison Scott: You want me to lose weight?
Jack: [laughing] No, I don't want you to lose weight!
Jill: No, uh, we can't legally ask you to do that.
Jack: We didn't say lose weight... I might say tighten.
Alison Scott: Tight?
Jack: Tighter.
Jill: Just liked toned and smaller.
Jack: Don't make everything smaller, I don't wanna generalize that way... tighter.
Jill: We don't want you to lose weight, we just want you to be healthy. Y'know, by eating less.
Alison Scott: OK.
Jill: We would just like it if you go home and step on the scale, and write down how much you weigh, and subtract it by like, 20.
Alison Scott: 20.
Jill: And then weigh that much.

On another note, I thought the SNL parody of that video was funny:

http://v.blog.sohu.com/u/vw/19...

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GVkid
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"Pregnancy just really grosses me out......." lol

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Miss Parker
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I think a fleshier look is good on Beyonce, just like I think a skinny look is good on Kate Moss. Some people just look natural a certain way that most other people would look yucky in.

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danchubb
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Miss Parker wrote:
I think a fleshier look is good on Beyonce, just like I think a skinny look is good on Kate Moss. Some people just look natural a certain way that most other people would look yucky in.


That's a really good point. I'm not too sure about your specific examples, but smaller framed women look a lot worse holding excess weight then bigger more 'voluptuous' women. Imo.

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pch2
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sluicy wrote:
Man you guys have some high standards.


x2

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Makavali
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I'd hit it.

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AdamC
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im not into black women, nor do i particularly care for celebrities. But damn, she's hot. So pretty.

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sluicy
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Makavali wrote:
I'd hit it.


Knew you could be trusted for that.

So she might improve with some squats. Still a very pretty gal. Really, would the OP say no if she showed up on his doorstep?

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sluicy
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danchubb wrote:
Miss Parker wrote:
I think a fleshier look is good on Beyonce, just like I think a skinny look is good on Kate Moss. Some people just look natural a certain way that most other people would look yucky in.

That's a really good point. I'm not too sure about your specific examples, but smaller framed women look a lot worse holding excess weight then bigger more 'voluptuous' women. Imo.


To a point, symmetry is more important than just BF% or musculature.

All the women in my family look terrible with any extra weight because we're very uncurvy. It's annoying, but at least it keeps me accountable, because extra pounds are more quickly unattractive.

My sister-in-law's family though has that lovely hourglass figure (the women that is...heh) and even the plumper ones look curvy and attractive (in my mind).

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Christine
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This is as bad as the guys who start threads about figure models having too much muscle.

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Makavali
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sluicy wrote:
Makavali wrote:
I'd hit it.

Knew you could be trusted for that.

So she might improve with some squats. Still a very pretty gal. Really, would the OP say no if she showed up on his doorstep?


Exactly. She's very attractive, why would anyone say no? And as a bonus, she knows how to move her body.

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LiveFromThe781
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Miss Parker wrote:
I think a fleshier look is good on Beyonce, just like I think a skinny look is good on Kate Moss. Some people just look natural a certain way that most other people would look yucky in.


its cause shes black, isnt it?

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sluicy
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Makavali wrote:
sluicy wrote:
Makavali wrote:
I'd hit it.

Knew you could be trusted for that.

So she might improve with some squats. Still a very pretty gal. Really, would the OP say no if she showed up on his doorstep?

Exactly. She's very attractive, why would anyone say no? And as a bonus, she knows how to move her body.


For the record you still confuse me with the avatar. I keep thinking, oh it's Mak... man his body changed and he got bald, really quickly. Then I remember from past posts you have a bunch of piercings and that just totally messes up my mental image.

Silly internet. :-)

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