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Adam176
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Join date: May 2004
Location: England
Posts: 57

Where the hell are you all? I'm sick of dating other uni students. I've been here for one year, and everybody I first met has got visibly fatter! Where are T ladies when they're not in the gym?

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zarro
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Join date: Jan 2004
Location: Illinois, USA
Posts: 173

Although I'm no T-lady, I do have an idea on where they could be at. See t-vixens are very elusive, and very rare. They blend in with the normal people in everyday clothes, but under the clothes is what sets them apart from the rest. So you see them and they see you walking by everyday, and everyday is like a test. If eventually they see progress, I think they make themselves more noticeable so as to maybe be choosen by the ever elusive t-man. That's just my theory.

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Vitamin T
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Join date: Dec 2003
Location: Pennsylvania, USA
Posts: 81

I gotta go with Adam on this one. Sometimes I think my school has a T-Vixen shortage. And the few PSU has to offer alread are dating T-Men.

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MrChill
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Join date: Oct 2002
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They are a minority indeed.

Their having an active lifestyle wont`t help you either. Translation: You`re lucky if you meet one randomly, since they always have 2 million things to do. However, being very focused, once you do know their passion(s), you can be pretty sure that they`re regulars somewhere, like the gym, sports equipment store, tanning booth, bookstore, etc.

That, or the real damning ones, those who study. Damning because unless they actually give you their number and/or address, there`s almost no chance of you meeting them between courses and study time.

But, what the heck, we`re hunters, aren`t we?

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T-Matt
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Join date: Apr 2004
Location: Florida, USA
Posts: 332

Most of the T ladies are either at their apartments preparing their meals for tomorrow, reading a Cosmo about how to pick up a real man, at the gym, or are damn near married.

These women have been treated horribly by previous boyfriends and do not have a very good outlook on guys. It's unfortunate because you're going to have a very difficult time locating these women so you really can't go out looking for them. If the time is right and you're on a lucky streak, you'll catch one at the grocery store in the produce department putting fresh fruit into her shopping cart.

Stop going to the club looking for her, stop going to the gym looking for her, and stop praying for her to just appear in your lap tomorrow. Go on about your daily business and strive to make yourself a better man each and everyday and you will eventually find her.

When that day comes that you're at the grocery store and you turn your cart down the produce isle and you have to stop pushing your cart and you have to concentrate on not allowing your knees to buckle inward because that beautiful creation over there putting a bag of romaine lettuce into her shopping cart puts chills on your spine. You just know that you have never seen anything so beautiful in your life. This is when you pull your dick out from between your legs and go close the deal. She wants and needs you just as much as you want and need her.T-M@tt

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Lexie
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Join date: Jul 2003
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Posts: 284

T-Matt-

You sound very wise!

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tiffy
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Join date: Jun 2004
Location: Florida, USA
Posts: 153

Right Here!
Hmm... this T-lady is working her ass off at Starbucks waiting to start dental hygiene school in the fall. I also work out 5 days a week and buy an awful friggin lot of vegetables at the grocery store now that you mention it;-)

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IHateGymMorons
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Join date: Dec 2002
Location: Tennessee, USA
Posts: 288

I will have to second the grocery store. A T-man as well as a T-lady is partially made at the grocery store. A T-vixen MUST regularly visit the grocery store so it's a guarantee that you'll run into at least some MILF there. My friend and I scam the grocery store all the time. Specifically the produce section. If you're really lucky you'll find them scanning the meat section or getting the butcher to cut them up some sirloin. This way you know she's not just some emotional, soy-crazed, vegetarian cardio freak.
Try going during the middle of the week around mid afternoon. The odd times are good. Don't go when everyone else goes, it's too hectic and too much comotion when it's busy.
Fruits and vegetables, with their odd and peculiar shapes, variety of colors, fluctuating prices, and vitamin/mineral contents provide plenty of conversational topic and opportunities to work up a good flirt.

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Fonebone
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Join date: Mar 2004
Location: Florida, USA
Posts: 991

What's a MILF?

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IronHell
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Join date: Nov 2002
Location: California, USA
Posts: 344

Mama I Like to F*

(My first contribution to T-Mag here on the forums... yeaa, go me!)

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Fonebone
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Join date: Mar 2004
Location: Florida, USA
Posts: 991

Iron,

Thanks. I did a yahoo search to...you know...educate myself, and got what looked like a bunch of "granny porn" sites. Noooooo thank you. =/

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BuckeyeGirl
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Join date: Feb 2004
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Intersting...so you guys who say you're looking for T-vixens really want to find them? I ask b/c I've met several self-proclaimed T-men who were only interested in the malnoursihed vegetarian cardio girls. Of course, I suppose it's possible they weren't really T-men, which makes me wonder where a women is supposed to find you guys. :o)

Oh, and whoever had the grocery store idea- that's good thinking, I definitely spend a lot of time there in the produce aisle.

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Sexy J
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Join date: Mar 2004
Location: Georgia, USA
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Well its sometimes hard for guys to pick out the T-girls in a roomfull of cardio queens Buckeye. The closest I know to a T-vixen (at 17, perhaps girl is more apropriate) would be hard to pick out in the grocery store. When I go out with her, she dresses to accentuate her T-figure but when she is out at shopping or doing most other public appearances, she wears baggy pants and a loose fitting shirt. Sure there are days when she decides she will feel sexy and wears some very tight jeans and a tasteful teasing top, but the truth is, she doesn't need someone staring at her when she is trying to find ripe kiwi.

None the less, the produce section/meat rows are your best go, as are the more healthful stores (Whole Foods esque) but you run a much better chance running into soy savant or other "new-age" characters just based on relative populations. Best of luck though :)

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T-Matt
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Join date: Apr 2004
Location: Florida, USA
Posts: 332

Yeah, I'd like to think that I am.. ;o) Where do you shop? hehe..

IHGM-Man, I'm telling you great minds think alike..

And all you guys wonder why I spend 2 hours at the grocery store 3-4 times a week and only walk away with about $80 worth of stuff..

I must ask the ladies.. Wouldn't you feel more secure talking to a man at the grocery store than a club or gym?
I know I have my guard down when I'm at the grocery store.

Yeah, well I have to go because I have to be in the produce department tomorrow at 5:45pm, right ladies?
-T-M@tt

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blueblurrr2000
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Join date: Jun 2004
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im married to one. she's 40 years old and looks like she's i nher early 30's.
she's probably pound for pound stronger than most of the guys in our gym.
absolutley beautiful mother of three and you wouldnt even know it.
she's also related to Tom Platz

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Adam176
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Join date: May 2004
Location: England
Posts: 57

I've just finished my 1st year exams :)!! I'm can't control myself. I'm so excited that I don't have to live in the library anymore... I've been waiting so long for some free time so that I can finally spend more time... grocery shopping?!? I'll definitely be on the lookout next time I'm picking my veggies!

Zarro, being a T-vixen isn't just about how you look. The attitude that comes hand in hand with being a T-vixen is just as important. When I started this post It had just dawned on me that the only thing that mattered to most of the girls that I knew was how many vodka shooters they could neck in a minute. I don't want to ramble but one of the main problems in England at the moment is the serious drinking culture that has developed. We are becoming a nation full of violent drunks. Manchester turns into a war zone every Friday and Saturday night and the girls are just as bad as the guys. There's no bigger football fan than me (come on England!!) but I'm ashamed to be English with all of the violence that accompanies our travelling support. I'm sure that the world would be a more enjoyable and safe place to be if more people lived the T lifestyle, even if they hadn't fullfilled their physical aspirations.

I've finished rambling now so ladies lookout... I've run out of apples ;)

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IHateGymMorons
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Join date: Dec 2002
Location: Tennessee, USA
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This has been a very good and informative post. I would still like to hear more from the T-vixens. Ladies please speak out. Also, when a T-man approaches you, please be kind and responsive. Take the guard down, it will get you nowhere!!! We may look tough and sometimes mean, we may grunt, scratch our crotch, and even enter the grocery store sweaty from a previous workout, but please recognize the highly desirable T levels we possess and cherish the fact that our bodies come first, therefore indirectly pleasing you T-Ladies in the long run. One more thing...Never, I mean NEVER, settle for a guy that can't lift as much weight as you do! Nothing steams me up more than to see some fine, firm-assed T-girl with some Fraternity looking loser who thinks he's in shape just because his gut doesn't hang over his belt. I got news for him, being in shape is a lot more than not being obese!!!

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JasonL589
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Join date: Oct 2002
Location: Louisiana, USA
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I have never even met a woman that full squats or deadlifts in my neck of the woods. T-vixens must be few and far between.

I have met some women that I found to be T-vixens but just didn't lift.

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Jillie!
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Join date: Oct 2002
Location: New Jersey, USA
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JasonL589 wrote:
I have never even met a woman that full squats or deadlifts in my neck of the woods. T-vixens must be few and far between.

I have met some women that I found to be T-vixens but just didn't lift.



Sigh. I go to a small, empty gym that has all the basics. The few members that are there when I go are meathead men. Maybe there is a little T-man hidden in there somewhere but...

Yesterday was legday, the press is next to the squat rack. I'm on my last week of CT's pt 2 of the Mutation Series, so I had 460lbs on the sled and was grunting and crying my way thru the 2nd set of reps after 15 sec rest.. ok, so I'm pushing like a mofo. The meatie in the squat rack left & I overheard him saying he couldn't lift b/c I was making so much noise. Its not like I'm moaning sexually or anything, he totally dissed me! Pussy!

After that I took his place in the squat rack & squatted 150. Not much compared to some other chicks, but after that I squatted 95 ass to grass squats for 10 reps, just for the hell of it. I swear my butt is only like an inch off the ground too!

Maybe I'll put some pics up IF WE EVER GET PART THREE OF THE MUTATION SERIES. ahem.

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T-Mag Mod
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Jillie!

You'll be happy to hear that CT's Mutation Series Part 3 will be posted on Monday.

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Bug
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Join date: Jun 2004
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Where are the T Ladies.. well..

I'm either in class at the gym, grocery store, or home..

It's a simple life.

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JasonL589
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Join date: Oct 2002
Location: Louisiana, USA
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Jillie! wrote:
JasonL589 wrote:
I have never even met a woman that full squats or deadlifts in my neck of the woods. T-vixens must be few and far between.

I have met some women that I found to be T-vixens but just didn't lift.


Sigh. I go to a small, empty gym that has all the basics. The few members that are there when I go are meathead men. Maybe there is a little T-man hidden in there somewhere but...

Yesterday was legday, the press is next to the squat rack. I'm on my last week of CT's pt 2 of the Mutation Series, so I had 460lbs on the sled and was grunting and crying my way thru the 2nd set of reps after 15 sec rest.. ok, so I'm pushing like a mofo. The meatie in the squat rack left & I overheard him saying he couldn't lift b/c I was making so much noise. Its not like I'm moaning sexually or anything, he totally dissed me! Pussy!

After that I took his place in the squat rack & squatted 150. Not much compared to some other chicks, but after that I squatted 95 ass to grass squats for 10 reps, just for the hell of it. I swear my butt is only like an inch off the ground too!

Maybe I'll put some pics up IF WE EVER GET PART THREE OF THE MUTATION SERIES. ahem.


Well, I guess there is hope then.lol!

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ShortDave
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Join date: Mar 2004
Location: Saskatchewan, CAN
Posts: 479

I know I have used this philosophy on alot of threads, but I think it applies here as well.

When the student is ready the teacher will come. And as it translates to this, when the T-man is ready the Vixen will come.
I think this is true because when you look for women, or anything, after a while you become distracted by the quest, and you lose sight of the goal.
When trying to find women, you look and look and you miss what is around you. So in essence the harder you look the more blind you become.
And when you stop chasing after women that you can't find, you will become less desperate seeming, more confident, and thusly more attractive to the opposite sex. And soon you will not only be able to find them, but far more importantly, they will let you find them.

-Dave

Yeah so I felt a little TOO philsophical, sue me.

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vroom
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Join date: Dec 2003
Location: Ontario, CAN
Posts: 12284

Hey, there are some T-vixen's in my gym. I saw one squatting and doing good mornings today. This one in particular competes. I've also never seen anyone else do a good morning in my gym either.

However, while I've been going there a year and half or so, I've never spoken to her or any other woman I didn't already know from outside the gym, until this week.

Strangely, certainly not a T-vixen yet, but some out of shape heavyset woman showed the makings the other day. I was just getting set up for some dumbell shrugs with 75's and she asks me if I'm "just doing shrugs"... so that she won't be in my way where she is setting up close by. I had to laugh at that... what the hell else could I do with 75's?

Then, some dorky guy grabs some weights... and he psych's himself up for some power cheat curls or some shit right in my space while I'm between sets. What a shithead. There, I feel better now.

As for the T-vixens, maybe I'll meet them or talk to them when I've gotten a bit further along.

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T-Matt
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Join date: Apr 2004
Location: Florida, USA
Posts: 332

Jillie: *drools**tongues hits the floor* Where have you been all my life? A female who can, not only squat her weight with ease but, squat her bodyweight times two?!?!?!? Impressive... Please bless us with some pictures.

The reason that 't-vixen' is with that pencil-necked 'fraternity boy' is because she's not really a t-vixen (but rather a sorority chick with great genetics) and that fraternity boy's father has some mad loot, bro.. Daddy's money will run out someday soon.. ahh.. You wouldn't want a gold digger like that anyways..
T-M@tt

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